I REQUIRE BEER

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me when im absolutely winning at gay sex

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nothing quite replicates the feeling of being a high school freshman on the receiving end of tenuous advice from seniors quite like perusing the posts in the splatoon lobby

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sexhaver:

(touches ground) something terrible happened here

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painted-bees:

A quick, sloppy little comic about Magritte

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soft asks to get to know people

sunnysideanon:

what song makes you feel better?
what’s your feel-good movie?
what’s your favorite candle scent?
what flower would you like to be given?
who do you feel most you around?
say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).
what color brings you peace?
tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good.
what calms you down?
what’s something you’re excited for?
what’s your ideal date?
how are you?
what’s your comfort food?
favorite feel-good show?
for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.
compliment the person who sent you this number.
fairy lights or LED lights?
do you still love stuffed animals?
most important thing in your life?
what do you want most in the world right now?
if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?
what would you say to your future self?
favorite piece of clothing?
what’s something you do to de-stress?
what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)
what movie would you want to live in?
which character would you want to be?
hugs or hand-holding?
morning, afternoon or night?
what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

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stiksandthrones:

anonnonb:
RB IF YOU AGREE

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allelitewrestlings:

PAC • AEW Dynamite, July 12, 2023

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rariatoo:

🎉

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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:
Got an ad for a self-tanning product and “Perfect natural looking tan” is not how I’d describe it

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fenrissama:

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elbiotipo:
elbiotipo:
The real Roko’s Basilisk is that once you learn about Roko’s Basilisk, you have the need to explain it to everyone because it’s so fucking funny, but you can’t explain Roko’s Basilisk without talking like a LessWronger transhumanist epic fedoric atheist, and once you do that you never have sex again, and the only thing that’s left is Roko’s Basilisk. Which can’t have sex with you.
UNLESS
I went to check it and this nerd fuckery is the reason Grimes and Elon started dating?????? What the hell???????
Gonna need some proof there chief, not that I don’t believe you, but because I want to get mad at two dumb people being dumb.

Explaining Roko's Basilisk, the Thought Experiment That Brought Elon Musk and Grimes Together

Elon Musk turned an old internet thought experiment about killer AI into a pickup line.

vice.com

We kid you not

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elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:
The real Roko’s Basilisk is that once you learn about Roko’s Basilisk, you have the need to explain it to everyone because it’s so fucking funny, but you can’t explain Roko’s Basilisk without talking like a LessWronger transhumanist epic fedoric atheist, and once you do that you never have sex again, and the only thing that’s left is Roko’s Basilisk. Which can’t have sex with you.
UNLESS

I went to check it and this nerd fuckery is the reason Grimes and Elon started dating?????? What the hell???????

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elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:
The real Roko’s Basilisk is that once you learn about Roko’s Basilisk, you have the need to explain it to everyone because it’s so fucking funny, but you can’t explain Roko’s Basilisk without talking like a LessWronger transhumanist epic fedoric atheist, and once you do that you never have sex again, and the only thing that’s left is Roko’s Basilisk. Which can’t have sex with you.
UNLESS

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reblog to fill the orb with cheese
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current cheese levels: 0%
cheese levels have risen to 1%, I repeat cheese levels have risen to 1%
massive cheese spike, cheese levels have jumped to 7%
cheese levels have risen once again and are currently at 8%
cheese spike the second has occured, cheese levels have come to 15%
cheese levels have gone up once more, cheese levels are currently at 22%
cheese levels are currently at 23%
cheese levels skyrocketing up to 41%
cheese levels are now at 43%
cheese levels up to 44%
Cheese levels up to 46%
actually they’re only at 45%, but they’re pretty close to 46%
How full is it now?

I will make it fuller.
cheese levels are at 61%
🟡
the orb has turned yellow from being filled with cheese
cheese levels: 62%
we have reached a stack of cheese levels, cheese levels are at 64%
yet another cheese spike has occured, we have reached cheese levels of 70%
cheese levels have reached 85%, undocumented amounts of cheese have been put into the orb
the cheese levels have reached 91%, something’s happening to the orb
cheese levels have reached 100%! I repeat, cheese levels have reached 100%!
🧀
the orb has become a block of cheese! we did it!
oh
oh god
oh god no
what have you been DOING
there’s too much cheese in the cheese orb!
cheese levels are dangerously high!
we cannot afford to put any more cheese into the orb!
lest HE appears…
oh fuck, he’s here

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jikyu:

hey can we spread some love across the dashboard tonight … rb and say in the tags why you initially followed + why you stayed for the person you rbed from !

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I REQUIRE BEER

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